Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Specialist

They are master in disguise and perfectly meet the criteria of being the next 007 as they hold multiple skills and profession under their belt. They may seems harmless like any tom, dick and Harry. If you see anyone of them, please run and beg for mercy. They called themselves "The Specialist".

#1 The Gay Salesman

Day work: Sales man cum beautician.

In fact, he is our Hacking Specialist. Numerous IT company has offer him to be their IT consultant since he has hacked into their system without being caught. Below is the picture that the specialist in work, stealing WIFI without paying a cent. you better believe it!


#2 The Transporter


Please.... do not.. i repeat... DO NOT deceive by his friendly looks.... and his weird Australia accent (sometimes 'china' accent)... he can be very dangerous... his motto 'bei yan diu ar nei'.

When on mission, he will usually charge like a bull and punch u with his 10% strengh (he claimed) which i believed is 100%. His craziness can match with Dennis Rodman and..... donkey kong... yea.. tat's right.. donkey kong...

He is our supplier for everything, you name it he has it. He eats flesh for living and chop human like playing Halo. Beg for mercy when someone says 'pei yan diu ar nei' or rather strange looking muscular man. Rumor has it, that he can lift a car with his younger brother.. huh???!?

(by posting his picture over the net, i posed myself in a very dangerous rather difficult situation.. and you know who to look for when i am not answering any phone calls. pls call 999)

#3 Van damme (Damn...)


He is the gangster among all, he has various business in Sydney ranging from papaya farm to gambling website. So when you visit him, please give him a call

He is the main supplier for gutterpost (if you know what website it is), with his unlimited resources and backup, he can easily find you a hot chick without paying. In order to hide those 'girls' identity, he will try to provide u some 'cun' chick and claim that is her 'pet sister' or 'junior from his uni'... u will never see what's coming.... u never know...

He may be the underground mafia, but he do have his cute side... awww... (picture sent by anonymous)


Never underestimate the finger of death. This is the finger than makes a lot of girls call him 'my man~~'

Showing his cute smile to lure some 'junior' or 'pet sista', girls beware.... he is one hell of a guy..

Fei Po (Teoh's wife)

Even though Van damme has so many 'junior' around him but he only have one wife (maybe that's why he always claimed that other girls are 'junior'... slick move~)

Fei po always dreaming to be a superstar... in fact, this picture is sent by her and force me to upload it, orelse i will not be able to step into Sydney forever, she mean it.. FOREVER.

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I am not going to comment much about this photo.... is complicated.... i'm already pushing the limit... now.. i'm thinking whether i still can step into Malaysia anymore.

Though they usually work alone, but they are actually under Boss.... i do not have his photo currently (please send me the one a guy with hamster body one) and i will post it as soon as possible. Peace brother.. Peace....

1 comment:

shareen said...

JJ...u die hard d....plz mind ur WORDS ya....no FEIPO there k....u PAIKUAT....n teoh got no PET SIS k....only normal FRIENDS...u must be alert when u step into malaysia d..:P