Saturday, December 5, 2009

Weird weird world...

Hot turkies bath...

Wrong wrong wrong! she got it all wrong!!

Gay?





I think i will have the regular turkey sandwich......


Godspeed pig


smile while you can...


Gimme that beer!!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Shang Dong (山东)

Yea... finally arrived at Shang Dong and currently they are promoting the region as they are having some sort of 'China Olympic'.... yea.. tat's right.. only competing among themselves.

Shortly after arriving at Beijing's airport, we are rushing to the domestic flight area for transit to Shang Dong.

Crazy shit, bags are more than passengers.... only managed to secured a spot at the entrance of the bus.


This is my client's new factory where i will be staying for the next 3 weeks, is quite new and clean but the toilet always stuck! hence every morning have to rush to toilet at ground floor.

The factory itselfs is quite huge and it has more than 200 hundred workers in it.... not a huge sum eh?

This is what we gonna eat for the next 3 months... believe me.... i never felt hungry in China before... because they will stuff you with all their food they have in their kitchen... and feed u with their 'white' whisky... damn..... good hospitality....


and this is the food for 3 person... is kinda huge.... after two weeks.. i can never feel comfortable button up my jeans anymore.... damn....

The next day, we head off to the old factory to perform some of our work.




Well written rules on board

During the weekend, client brought us out for some meal while showing us around the place. Don't be surprise that they serve different animal on your table, people always say that they can eat every thing besides the table and the plate.


Beetles.... yuck!


Rabbit head.. gross....

Dog meat..... UrGH!!

Worms???

Sweet.....


Thursday, October 8, 2009

sawatikap.. not KA!

I think usually ppl just mix up Kap or Ka... sawatiKap is for guys and KA for girls... so make sure u pronouce it correctly.


wake up at 6 just to take the SKY train to Changi airport.... Yawn... and cut the crap... i'm in Thailand.. hehe with flower around my neck..

45 minutes journey from Thai airport to our hotel... along the road.. i noticed alot of cab which is painted in pink.

Gay Cab....

"Who insults my CAR? how dare you!?!?" by kimi

and this is one of their famous ride... called... erm.. forgot d....

They have the praying statue next to the shopping mall. You will be amazed that how huge is Thailand.. i mean Bangkok... is definitely bigger than KL... much more.... but make sure to go in group... is dangerous to go alone outthere...

This look just like 'Bangkok Dangerous'...

At night, just go to one of the restaurant in China town for dinner... nothing much here.. as tomorrow, we are having a meeting and talk from our boss.

the session last until 6p.m. where we have a quick dinner and proceed to the 'dance floor' haha

where we have judges....

and the score cards.... hehe bailey and wine... more to come (TO BE CONTINUED)


Monday, October 5, 2009

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Teaser...

Chevrolet - Camero.... (hehe)

Is back...

Is back..... is brighter (the high resolution screen), is lighter... is more efficient (battery saving) and is even better....


Yea.. is PSP 3000, i 've lost my psp few months back then when some foreigner (not being racists) and unexpected visitor came back visit through my roof... dammit.. never get much of my stuff besides my psp and money... out of all my stuff.. why PSP?!!? (guess i should be glad that is only my psp and some money)

The size is much smaller and lighter than my previous PSP 1000, but i have to 'invest' additional saving to this portable console which i already owned once.... is pre-installed with some pirated software... i should say is modded...

The ring on the back of the psp is much smaller, reason being is, when they came out with the first version of the PSP, they faced a lot of complaints from customer that the ring (which is much bigger back then) do incur a lot of scratches as time past by. So they come out with a smaller ring, on top of that, the back of the PSP is no longer the matte material they once have but with some piano polish which is a finger print magnet.


This is the main improvement i guess, the screen is brighter and clearer. Though it had been criticized by a lot of website on the improved screen, which you will notice the 'scan' line between the projection of the graphic however it does not bother me and is barely visible within our thin layer of eyes.

Overall i'm quite happy with my purchase which company me during my journey to Singapore and my oversea trip in Bangkok (yea... company trip next month). I give it a 'customer satisfaction star'!! Sony way to go! but dun release PSP 2 so fast... i still want my money worth while.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Specialist

They are master in disguise and perfectly meet the criteria of being the next 007 as they hold multiple skills and profession under their belt. They may seems harmless like any tom, dick and Harry. If you see anyone of them, please run and beg for mercy. They called themselves "The Specialist".

#1 The Gay Salesman

Day work: Sales man cum beautician.

In fact, he is our Hacking Specialist. Numerous IT company has offer him to be their IT consultant since he has hacked into their system without being caught. Below is the picture that the specialist in work, stealing WIFI without paying a cent. you better believe it!


#2 The Transporter


Please.... do not.. i repeat... DO NOT deceive by his friendly looks.... and his weird Australia accent (sometimes 'china' accent)... he can be very dangerous... his motto 'bei yan diu ar nei'.

When on mission, he will usually charge like a bull and punch u with his 10% strengh (he claimed) which i believed is 100%. His craziness can match with Dennis Rodman and..... donkey kong... yea.. tat's right.. donkey kong...

He is our supplier for everything, you name it he has it. He eats flesh for living and chop human like playing Halo. Beg for mercy when someone says 'pei yan diu ar nei' or rather strange looking muscular man. Rumor has it, that he can lift a car with his younger brother.. huh???!?

(by posting his picture over the net, i posed myself in a very dangerous rather difficult situation.. and you know who to look for when i am not answering any phone calls. pls call 999)

#3 Van damme (Damn...)


He is the gangster among all, he has various business in Sydney ranging from papaya farm to gambling website. So when you visit him, please give him a call

He is the main supplier for gutterpost (if you know what website it is), with his unlimited resources and backup, he can easily find you a hot chick without paying. In order to hide those 'girls' identity, he will try to provide u some 'cun' chick and claim that is her 'pet sister' or 'junior from his uni'... u will never see what's coming.... u never know...

He may be the underground mafia, but he do have his cute side... awww... (picture sent by anonymous)


Never underestimate the finger of death. This is the finger than makes a lot of girls call him 'my man~~'

Showing his cute smile to lure some 'junior' or 'pet sista', girls beware.... he is one hell of a guy..

Fei Po (Teoh's wife)

Even though Van damme has so many 'junior' around him but he only have one wife (maybe that's why he always claimed that other girls are 'junior'... slick move~)

Fei po always dreaming to be a superstar... in fact, this picture is sent by her and force me to upload it, orelse i will not be able to step into Sydney forever, she mean it.. FOREVER.

Sharing is caring for 'specialist'


I am not going to comment much about this photo.... is complicated.... i'm already pushing the limit... now.. i'm thinking whether i still can step into Malaysia anymore.

Though they usually work alone, but they are actually under Boss.... i do not have his photo currently (please send me the one a guy with hamster body one) and i will post it as soon as possible. Peace brother.. Peace....